Hailey's Aesop

Some time, in some country, in some town, there are hundreds if not thousands of people going about their lives, happy and content with who they are. Unfortunately, you are not as lucky.

To whom it concerns, you've described yourself as a homosexual purely out of simplicity. But you know for a fact that it's not that simple. You can't explain it, but there has to be a name for it...

...right?